New D&D Song

I've got a lot of love for D&D inspired Music.  I wrote about it a while, linking some of my favorites and later added the song 4th Level Fighter to the list.

Yesterday Revil pointed me to in the direction of a new D&D inspired song by S.J. Tucker.

Lyrics:

It started long years ago

weekends, weeknights, when the lights are low

the word goes round to those in the know:

the D&D game is going down

Time set aside to play it hook or crook

millions of gamers a-heading for their books

Gather round lads, forget the funny looks

everyone's dungeon bound

Come bards from the north, elves off the moor,

Gamers off work get down to the store

Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath?

A wizard or a cleric or a thief!

Generations since Gygax

rolling their initiative and scarfing down a snack

it's fun to fill the form in if you roll some awesome stats

you can always earn a couple more

next week comin' back for more

Come gnomes from the north, orcs off the moor

Freaks and geeks get down to the store

Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath?

A paladin, a fighter, or a thief!

Five and twenty halflings

silent in the field

never held for ransom

never made to yield

half-elven lady

known to be a spy

rollin' her charisma

while the gentlemen go by

Come bards from the north, elves off the moor

Gamers off work get down to the store

Scratch your neighbor what's underneath?

A wizard or a cleric or a thief!

Human, half-orc, play the one you like

bust a couple heads instead of studying for psych

long sword, short sword, scimitar, or bow

Everyone's a gamer, don't you know!

Come bards from the north, elves off the moor

Freaks and geeks get down to the store

Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath?

A wizard or a cleric or a thief!

A paladin, a fighter, or a thief!

A wizard or a cleric or a thief

Playing D&D!